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Flanders' Dozen

by Stupid Flanders

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1.
Story 03:50
So what am I trying to hide You've seen me fall, you've seen me cry So much for yesterday You put the past behind us and I'll take the blame For this feeling that I would like to do without but it's to hard to hide Chorus: No matter how hard I try It always seems to work out for the other guy Thats the story of my life Well I might as well go home Cuz I hate sitting here all alone But I gotta move on I've got to say goodbye I've got to let go of The love of my life but I just cant get you out of my mind.
2.
When you were young You were way too cool You did what you wanted And you broke all the rules Now you tell me To do well in a school But I’m sick of you Acting like a tool Do as I Say not as I do And in the next breath You call me a fool I'm getting tired of all the mixed messages And I really hate all the Fuckin’ lecturin’ And I don't need you to Tell me what to do And I don't give a damn Cause I know who I am You tell me That I'm just a kid And I'll never fully Understand But now I see what you're doing to me (and it's the way that you act so don't talk back) And now you're sending me off the wrong track Do as I Say not as I do And in the next breath You call me a fool I'm getting tired of all the mixed messages And I really hate all the Fuckin’ lecturin’ And I don't need you to Tell me what to do And I don't give a damn Cause I know who I am Oh I've known you My entire life And I know that your words They cut like a knife But now I see What you're trying to say And perhaps maybe it's better this way .....or not .....or not I'm getting tired of all the mixed messages And I really hate all the Fuckin’ lecturin’ And I don't need you to Tell me what to do And I don't give a damn Cause I know who I am (Who I am where to go what to do) Who I am (Who are you to tell me what is true) Who I am ( I can change who I am but I don't know who I am) Who I am (And I still don't know who i am)
3.
Box Lunch 03:25
Listen up ladies they call him Go-Down Veg Between your thighs is where you'll find his head He doesn't eat meat but he'll make you scream When he grabs your hips and licks your lips Licks your lips x3 He doesn't like cardboard but he'll eat a box So just leave your socks on cause he'll knock them off And like in a diner he don't wanna be rude But he'll send it right back if there's hair on his food Hair on his food x3 He loves the taste and he loves the smell So let him come over and ring that bell And if you like what I'm saying just take a number He'll take care of you when this song is over The song is over x3
4.
One Touch 02:50
Sit at home and I think of you, Don't know what I'm gonna do You're running around in my dreams Any more and I'm gonna scream You're always on my mind This is how I spend most of my time Think about the couple we make Here's my heart for you to take Chorus: One touch and I want it so much But do you want it too? (Do you want it too?)
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6.
Turn And Run 04:08
You always wanted me to be the man you seek Living in your dreams proposing on one knee Now its over and I'm not in your plans To take you by the hand and be your only man Chorus: Will our love ever come back Or do I have to face the fact In your mind its all said and done Say goodbye as you turn and run You wanted me to be more than what you see One that will provide for a perfect life And if I prove I can will I be your man? Or was that just a lie to buy you more time
7.
Infectious 04:03
You're the memory I can't forget You're like a disease and you infect my mind and it's sad cause I know you're kind Always causing trouble in other people's lives Seeping into my every thought and controlling my feelings while I'm left to rot And I fought so hard only to get shot By all the little lies but you've been caught And if you... Think that I didn't notice the infectious words you breathe You're a parasitic demon and don't you be thinkin' There's no cure for your disease In a sense, innocence doesn't work on me So don't be so naive Cause I'm tired of the twisted games you play and you're Just bad for me You hit my heart so hard with the words that you said Lying on the ground left for dead And you lick your lips as you watch as I bled Behind that grin, your demon man needs to be fed And now you're twistin' and squirmin' in the back of my mind And I'm looking to the sky to give me a sign That things will get better for me this time But she has to go and that's the bottom line And if you... Think that I didn't notice the infectious words you breathe You're a parasitic demon and don't you be thinkin' There's no cure for your disease In a sense, innocence doesn't work on me So don't be so naive Cause I'm tired of the twisted games you play and you're Just bad for me Crawl back to the hole from whence you came Slither away from me you miserable shame I feel the fire in my veins It's like a rush to my head so who could stay sane? Like acid rain on the top of my brain You swim through my pores oozing pure pain And the devil dare not speak your name For fear that you will do the same to him Think that I didn't notice the infectious words you breathe You're a parasitic demon and don't you be thinkin' There's no cure for your disease In a sense, innocence doesn't work on me So don't be so naive Cause I'm tired of the twisted games you play and you're Just bad for me
8.
9.
Mistakes 03:07
Sing a different song cuz this ones getting old "Im sick and tired", you sound like a broken record Loosen up my chains I'm chafing and it's cold It's time to let me go explore the world and what's out there Chorus: We all make mistakes, remember this next time I Break your heart, and make you pick up the pieces We all make mistakes, remember this next time I Ruin your life, and make you wanna die inside My lips are chapped from screaming in your face and I Regret almost half the things I said No one is perfect and your no exception We all need someone to forgive the mistakes that we make
10.
My Way 03:05
Lets go out let's have some fun We'll drink it up 'til the bottle's gone Get her out of my mind tonight And if I don’t then I'll start a fight Suddenly I look up and see Stomach go in shock cuz my eyes don't believe it The girl that just broke up with me (with me) Chorus: For once I'm gonna have it my way For once I'm gonna walk away For once I'm gonna have it my way This time I'm throwing it (in your face) 20 missed calls and a note on my car This crazy bitch has taken it way to far Cant you see, there's no chance for you and me And you say that you want me back, Two words for you: fuck that Why do I waste all my time, (on you)
11.
Donuts 02:51
Where the hell are my donuts If I don’t get them I will go nuts Rainbow sprinkles fill my mind Deep fried donuts just in time Chorus: Little round fried pieces of gold I can eat em 'til I'm 90 years old Save a bakers dozen just for me (Go nuts, for donuts!) X 4, Go! The parties ended and its 4 AM I'm picking up a dozen tasty friends They're all living in a bright pink box Just flip the top and I'll be ready to rock Hey there mister donut man I know it's late but I can use a friend Someone with the strength and conviction To keep me happy and feed my addiction Just take a nice big handful of dough Fry it in oil and I'll be ready to go Ain't no healthy food that can bear this And I don't care if I get diabetes Apple fritters, ok! Bear claws, ok! Maple logs, ok! Bagels?

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released April 21, 2015

All Songs Produced, Recorded, Mixed and Mastered
by David Irish at Pot O’Gold Studio, Orange, CA

Stupid Flanders is:
Lead Vocals: Jeremy Mangubat
Bass, Vocals: Veg Crash McCoy
Guitar, Vocals: Joey Gallegos
Guitar, Vocals: Zackary Fahl
Drums: Steven Johnson
Trumpet: Matt Karaffa
Trombone, Vocals: William Acker
Tenor Saxophone: EJ Villanueva
Drums on Album: Eric Fuller

All songs © 2015 Stupid Flanders
All rights reserved. Used by permission.

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*“Smells Like TMNT” Consisting of
“Smells Like Teen Spirit”
© 1991 The End Of Music, Primary Wave Tunes, Murky Slough Music, And Mj Twelve Music
All rights reserved. Used by permission.
“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Song”
© 1987 Maico Music
All rights reserved. Used by permission.
**“Flagpole Sitta”
© 1996 Harvey Danger
All rights reserved. Used by permission.

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