Flanders' Dozen

by Stupid Flanders

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released 21 April 2015

All Songs Produced, Recorded, Mixed and Mastered
by David Irish at Pot O’Gold Studio, Orange, CA

Stupid Flanders is:
Lead Vocals: Jeremy Mangubat
Bass, Vocals: Veg Crash McCoy
Guitar, Vocals: Joey Gallegos
Guitar, Vocals: Zackary Fahl
Drums: Eric Fuller
Trumpet: Matt Karaffa
Trombone, Vocals: William Acker
Tenor Saxophone: EJ Villanueva

All songs © 2015 Stupid Flanders
All rights reserved. Used by permission.

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*“Smells Like TMNT” Consisting of
“Smells Like Teen Spirit”
© 1991 The End Of Music, Primary Wave Tunes, Murky Slough Music, And Mj Twelve Music
All rights reserved. Used by permission.
“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Song”
© 1987 Maico Music
All rights reserved. Used by permission.
**“Flagpole Sitta”
© 1996 Harvey Danger
All rights reserved. Used by permission.

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Track Name: Story
So what am I trying to hide
You've seen me fall, you've seen me cry
So much for yesterday
You put the past behind us and I'll take the blame
For this feeling that I would like to do without but it's to hard to hide

Chorus:
No matter how hard I try
It always seems to work out for the other guy
Thats the story of my life

Well I might as well go home
Cuz I hate sitting here all alone
But I gotta move on
I've got to say goodbye I've got to let go of
The love of my life but I just cant get you out of my mind.
Track Name: Mixed Messages
When you were young
You were way too cool
You did what you wanted
And you broke all the rules
Now you tell me
To do well in a school
But I’m sick of you
Acting like a tool
Do as I
Say not as I do
And in the next breath
You call me a fool

I'm getting tired of all
the mixed messages
And I really hate all the
Fuckin’ lecturin’
And I don't need you to
Tell me what to do
And I don't give a damn
Cause I know who I am

You tell me
That I'm just a kid
And I'll never fully
Understand
But now I see what you're doing to me
(and it's the way that you act so don't talk back)
And now you're sending me
off the wrong track
Do as I
Say not as I do
And in the next breath
You call me a fool

I'm getting tired of all
the mixed messages
And I really hate all the
Fuckin’ lecturin’
And I don't need you to
Tell me what to do
And I don't give a damn
Cause I know who I am

Oh I've known you
My entire life
And I know that your words
They cut like a knife
But now I see
What you're trying to say
And perhaps maybe
it's better this way
.....or not
.....or not

I'm getting tired of all
the mixed messages
And I really hate all the
Fuckin’ lecturin’
And I don't need you to
Tell me what to do
And I don't give a damn
Cause I know who I am
(Who I am where to go what to do)
Who I am
(Who are you to tell me what is true)
Who I am
( I can change who I am but I don't know who I am)
Who I am
(And I still don't know who i am)
Track Name: Box Lunch
Listen up ladies they call him Go-Down Veg
Between your thighs is where you'll find his head
He doesn't eat meat but he'll make you scream
When he grabs your hips and licks your lips

Licks your lips x3

He doesn't like cardboard but he'll eat a box
So just leave your socks on cause he'll knock them off
And like in a diner he don't wanna be rude
But he'll send it right back if there's hair on his food

Hair on his food x3

He loves the taste and he loves the smell
So let him come over and ring that bell
And if you like what I'm saying just take a number
He'll take care of you when this song is over

The song is over x3
Track Name: One Touch
Sit at home and I think of you,
Don't know what I'm gonna do
You're running around in my dreams
Any more and I'm gonna scream
You're always on my mind
This is how I spend most of my time
Think about the couple we make
Here's my heart for you to take

Chorus:

One touch and I want it so much
But do you want it too?
(Do you want it too?)
Track Name: Turn And Run
You always wanted me to be the man you seek
Living in your dreams proposing on one knee
Now its over and I'm not in your plans
To take you by the hand and be your only man

Chorus:
Will our love ever come back
Or do I have to face the fact
In your mind its all said and done
Say goodbye as you turn and run

You wanted me to be more than what you see
One that will provide for a perfect life
And if I prove I can will I be your man?
Or was that just a lie to buy you more time
Track Name: Infectious
You're the memory I can't forget
You're like a disease and you infect
my mind and it's sad cause I know you're kind
Always causing trouble in other people's lives
Seeping into my every thought
and controlling my feelings while I'm left to rot
And I fought so hard only to get shot
By all the little lies but you've been caught
And if you...

Think that I didn't notice the infectious words you breathe
You're a parasitic demon
and don't you be thinkin'
There's no cure for your disease
In a sense, innocence doesn't work on me
So don't be so naive
Cause I'm tired of the twisted games you play and you're
Just bad for me

You hit my heart so hard with the words that you said
Lying on the ground left for dead
And you lick your lips as you watch as I bled
Behind that grin, your demon man needs to be fed
And now you're twistin' and squirmin' in the back of my mind
And I'm looking to the sky to give me a sign
That things will get better for me this time
But she has to go and that's the bottom line
And if you...

Think that I didn't notice the infectious words you breathe
You're a parasitic demon
and don't you be thinkin'
There's no cure for your disease
In a sense, innocence doesn't work on me
So don't be so naive
Cause I'm tired of the twisted games you play and you're
Just bad for me

Crawl back to the hole from whence you came
Slither away from me you miserable shame
I feel the fire in my veins
It's like a rush to my head so who could stay sane?
Like acid rain on the top of my brain
You swim through my pores oozing pure pain
And the devil dare not speak your name
For fear that you will do the same to him

Think that I didn't notice the infectious words you breathe
You're a parasitic demon
and don't you be thinkin'
There's no cure for your disease
In a sense, innocence doesn't work on me
So don't be so naive
Cause I'm tired of the twisted games you play and you're
Just bad for me
Track Name: Mistakes
Sing a different song cuz this ones getting old
"Im sick and tired", you sound like a broken record
Loosen up my chains I'm chafing and it's cold
It's time to let me go explore the world and what's out there

Chorus:
We all make mistakes, remember this next time I
Break your heart, and make you pick up the pieces
We all make mistakes, remember this next time I
Ruin your life, and make you wanna die inside

My lips are chapped from screaming in your face and I
Regret almost half the things I said
No one is perfect and your no exception
We all need someone to forgive the mistakes that we make
Track Name: My Way
Lets go out let's have some fun
We'll drink it up 'til the bottle's gone
Get her out of my mind tonight
And if I don’t then I'll start a fight
Suddenly I look up and see
Stomach go in shock cuz my eyes don't believe it
The girl that just broke up with me (with me)

Chorus:
For once I'm gonna have it my way
For once I'm gonna walk away
For once I'm gonna have it my way
This time I'm throwing it (in your face)

20 missed calls and a note on my car
This crazy bitch has taken it way to far
Cant you see, there's no chance for you and me
And you say that you want me back,
Two words for you: fuck that
Why do I waste all my time, (on you)
Track Name: Donuts
Where the hell are my donuts
If I don’t get them I will go nuts
Rainbow sprinkles fill my mind
Deep fried donuts just in time

Chorus:
Little round fried pieces of gold
I can eat em 'til I'm 90 years old
Save a bakers dozen just for me
(Go nuts, for donuts!) X 4, Go!

The parties ended and its 4 AM
I'm picking up a dozen tasty friends
They're all living in a bright pink box
Just flip the top and I'll be ready to rock

Hey there mister donut man
I know it's late but I can use a friend
Someone with the strength and conviction
To keep me happy and feed my addiction

Just take a nice big handful of dough
Fry it in oil and I'll be ready to go
Ain't no healthy food that can bear this
And I don't care if I get diabetes

Apple fritters, ok!
Bear claws, ok!
Maple logs, ok!
Bagels?